Is it too early for wine?

You know its going to be a GREAT day (insert sarcasm here) when your day begins at 7:45am and by 8:55am you already feel the need to pour a giant glass of wine, scream into a pillow or go back to bed with earplugs!

7:40am - almost 3 year old son crawls into my bed with his pillow, blanket and stuffed animal (looks to me like he is planning to stay awhile!)
7:45am - baby is awake.
8:00am - wake up daughter for school..."Rory time to wake up, you have school today". Then I watch her roll over and go back to sleep. Sigh...
8:05am - my son is playing angry birds on tablet "Hey Mom, I peed my pants!" I reply with "What? No you didn't, did you?" and he said "Yeah, its all wet!" I swear under my breath and say "Why did you pee your pants?" He looks at me "I was playing angry birds?" (Like I'm the idiot for asking why my completely potty trained son suddenly chose this morning to whiz in his pants!) Guess who doesn't get to play angry birds on the pad for the rest of the day? Yup, that kid!
Start cleaning up pee clothes and lysol wipe the couch (AND pad) and then Henry wants to eat.
8:15am - attach baby to my boob and yell from couch towards Rory's room "You're going to be late for school!"
8:16am - The diva saunters out of her room and gets dressed (she needed her leopard print tights today!)
I finish feeding Henry, he falls asleep in bouncy chair (pwef! One down.)
8:25 - Do Rory's hair for school to have her freak out about it. (Wine comes to mind!)
Settle her down and decide a clip of blue and yellow hair will fix the "do"! (Thinking about screaming into pillow at this point!) I take deep cleansing breaths.
8:30 - Give Rory breakfast and get her lunch and school bag all packed for the day.
8:40 - Dad comes home to take her to school (Thank GAD!)
8:45 - Walk into living room just in time to see him spilling hot chocolate ALL over the ottoman and area rug (Why did he sweet talk me into letting him have that in the living room? Damnit, not a good decision, Mom!)
8:46 - Start cleaning up mess. (Eye begins twitching)
8:55 - walk into kitchen and look at wine rack...debates cracking a bottle. Decides green tea super fruit tea would be a wiser (more responsible) decision.
Whooo, bring on the day...
*twitch twitch twitch*